2016 California Climate Truthers In Addition To Witch-Hunt Act

This Washington Times report was a daze that trumped others. Here is the simplified version of the bill that has already made it through the Senate of the sunny acre together with the remaining lawmakers may create upward one's heed close it today.

The 2016 California Climate Truthers together with Witch-Hunt Act (CCTWHA)

Section 1. The police clitoris must move named past times the cite above.

Section 2/1. There is consensus, John is Cook 97% of his life together with Luboš Motl entirely 3% of his life.

Section 2/2. EPA also says that CO2 causes all evil inwards the the world (A-F). Its chairman McCarthy so asks everyone: "Are you lot similar a shot or accept you lot always been a fellow member of the organizations that doubted that the heaven is falling?"




Section 2/3. CO2 has been ruining the the world for tens of thousands of years together with volition practise together with then for an every bit long time.




Section 2/4. NGOs accept proven that Exxon was employing a climate alarmist already decades agone together with then checkmate for Exxon.

Section 2/5. Even James Hansen (PBUH) gave an amazing speech communication inwards 1988 together with Al Gore together with IPCC accept worked hard.

Section 2/6. Since James Hansen's speech, 50% of all evil took place.

Section 2/7. Evil deniers were born roughly 1989, when the glorious communism fell.

Section 2/8. Those who dislike Al Gore i.e. puppets of the Big Oil accept created all evil together with delays inwards decarbonization of humans since 1989. Without them, nosotros would already move made of silicon, including our breasts.

Section 2/9. California has been ruined past times CO2.

Section 2/10. It wasn't raining also much inwards 2012. On the contrary, nosotros forgot the umbrella inwards 2013.

Section 2/11. An independent communist-socialist bipartisan written report said that all Californians volition perish past times 2050. To resuscitate them, the witch hunts accept to spill out retroactively.

Section 3/1. Witch hunts must escalate inwards a 4-year stream subsequently Jan 2017, together with this judgement volition move added to an older law. The individuals who were identified as witches volition move reasonably reclassified as factories that accept committed unfair competition.

Section 3/2. All climate alarmists relish an exemption from whatever penalty as long as the falling heaven is their entirely God.

Section 3/3. The CA Attorney General together with district attorneys may label anyone non covered past times the previous poetry a witch unless they larn witches themselves.

That's great, Gene, your acre has larn a truthful usage model for the world. I promise that Donald Trump hasn't ruled out the nuking of California, either, because it may move badly needed soon, assuming that the debate protecting Arizona, Nevada, together with Oregon from California won't operate out. Meanwhile, I recommend all companies dealing alongside fossil fuels to line out of Mexifornia.