RS: I urge everyone to avoid rumors. You volition ask heed the actual diphoton results at ICHEP-2016 inwards Chicago inwards early on August.
OK, but didn't you lot tell that the diphoton has simply jumped to simply about other place?
RS: I forgot what I said near the excess.
Your CMS colleague Pasta-Pizza Tortelloni-Tortellini said that anyway, it's non disappeared. It has simply relocated.
RS: If you lot read the next tweet carefully, you lot volition come across that Pasta was talking near his vecino Gnocchi-Macaroni Lasagne, non the diphoton excess.
Oh, that's interesting. So why did Pasta role the discussion "it"? Shouldn't the vecino locomote referred to every bit "he" or "she"?
Pasta's vecino Gnocchi-Macaroni Lasagne who has relocated was a bambino who may locomote referred to every bit "it". So dolce allegrissimo, vivace, forte piano!
Fine, it makes sense. Pasta's vecino Lasagne was a kid.
Right.
But what near the slide of Eilam Gross at the SUSY-16 conference?
What near it?
I mean, why does the graph comprise several copies of a kangaroo?
Because the conference is taking house inwards Melbourne, Australia, as well as the smallest continent where everyone is walking upside downward is sum of kangaroos. In 2011, 34 i 1000 m kangaroos lived inwards commercial harvest areas at that topographic point which was a staggering 40% increase from 2010.
Thanks for the lesson on the animals. But fifty-fifty inwards Australia, is it normal to convey kangaroos on the ATLAS probability charts?
It's plainly to a greater extent than normal than you lot seem to think.
What does the discussion "elsewhere" on the slide mean?
It agency "into a dissimilar place".
Thank you lot rattling much. I wanted to know what is the business office played yesteryear the discussion on that ATLAS member's slide?
You convey to inquire Eilam Gross.
Fine, I will. But tin you lot at to the lowest degree tell us where the kangaroo is jumping?
Kangaroos similar to boundary everywhere. They are also nifty on carrying their babies inwards their thorax pockets.
And why does Eilam Gross verbalize near wild roses inwards the context of the diphoton probability chart?
It's reference to a song yesteryear Nick Cave as well as Kylie Minogue who are Australian citizens, much similar the kangaroos. Or similar these Melbourne musicians who sing the well-known Czech vocal "I'm a musician as well as I'm coming from Australia". But it's pointless to tell you lot also much: If I present you lot the roses volition you lot follow?
Can't nosotros teach a clearer answer, similar an reply nosotros would teach from a truthful man?
You were simply clearly discriminating against us, the women. If a manful mortal director, e.g. an sometime white Aryan one, makes 750 achievements, everyone is impressed as well as people write 400 papers fifty-fifty though the 750 achievements were fake. When a signorita manager is going to brand 1600 existent achievements, no i gives a damn.
The Tricci-a-povyeri (Tricks as well as Superstitions) band: The Italian human doesn't know the miracle, as well as that's why his trunk is decaying. He doesn't know the miracle, dumplings-pork-cabbage as well as beer. But next his ain request, he was hired every bit the manager of the Fiat Corporation. Parmesan is spread over bread.
That's rattling interesting. So convey you lot made those 1600 achievements?
I haven't claimed anything of the sort. It was simply an example.
Thank you lot rattling much for the interview as well as your somewhat clear answers. The province of affairs is to a greater extent than transparent than it was earlier but nosotros volition likely convey to expression for ICHEP-2016 inwards the early on August, anyway.